i got a piece of mail today from St. Matthew's Churches. They sent me a Jesus Prayer Rug and told me if i keep it under my bed overnight and then send it back, with a donation OF COURSE, my prayers will be answered. oh yeah, i have to stare at the picture of Jesus until his eyes open first. uh huh. and they sent a sealed prophecy for me to read too. the prophecy was from the Book of Josh. now, i've read the Bible. i've read the apocryphal texts too. i don't remember a Book of Josh. is there a Book of Drake too?
F-
and for anyone who actually believes this crap and sends money, F--
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i am currently working on the book of 'nova. this will consist of detailed theories of everything in the universe that means nothing, and i will target as my main demographic those people who cry at large religious congregations, those whose busoms are simply too big for normal human clothing, reminding one of those domey things they store DOT vehicles in on the side of the road (you know, with the nipples on top), and those people will be my tribe. they will be the 'nova-tribe and i will go on a diatribe about ancient tribes who like to battle with other tribes, beating them with their missle-like busoms until they are dead.
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