Wednesday, May 2, 2007

what the hell is the Book of Josh?

i got a piece of mail today from St. Matthew's Churches. They sent me a Jesus Prayer Rug and told me if i keep it under my bed overnight and then send it back, with a donation OF COURSE, my prayers will be answered. oh yeah, i have to stare at the picture of Jesus until his eyes open first. uh huh. and they sent a sealed prophecy for me to read too. the prophecy was from the Book of Josh. now, i've read the Bible. i've read the apocryphal texts too. i don't remember a Book of Josh. is there a Book of Drake too?

F-

and for anyone who actually believes this crap and sends money, F--